WHO DELAYED JESUS’ BIOMETRIC PASSPORT?

I laughed my heart out when I read on the internet that Jesus could not make his trip because the prophet missed his calculation. Could it be that he was a poor mathematics student, or his mathematics teacher did not teach him well. Whatever the reason is, he should see himself as responsible for the death of all who ignorantly sold their belongings and committed suicide awaiting Jesus. 

Funny enough, he has predicted another date (October 10, 2011) by then, Heaven must have finished processing His biometric passport.  How sure is he this time around? Those who may want to sell their properties (houses, cars etc; how about their bank account) should contact me, since they will be sold at a reduced price.  I urge all who read this piece to ignore him with passion and view him a messenger from the pit of hell.

BE WARNED

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